a movie where a grizzled ex-marine is brutally murdered by a gang and his pregnant wife and young daughter go on a revenge spree to avenge his death
Mind = Blown
My haND SLIPPED.
"you’ll get ink poisoning"
haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful
when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.
Wait, why did your parents call animal control?
This is what Europeans think an American breakfast looks like.
Note: our breakfasts have more bacon & two fired eggs.
Just a masterpost of my Elemental!Elsa/Free series :) - I’ll be adding more :) -
- Brisa, who controls Air
- Kurai, who controls Shadows
- Hikari, who controls Light
- Adhira, who controls Lighting
- Ignis, who controls Fire
- Rosa, who controls Earth (Just plants not ground/rocks)
- Marina, who controls Water
Not done yet;
- Sierra, who controls Earth (Ground/Rocks)
This is the most under-appreciated continuity in the entire Pirates of the Caribbean film-series.
So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.
I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.
Then I remove the Styrofoam…
A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER
he then later gave me the legs.
LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS
Are you Luna Lovegood
Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
Anna, 21, Writer, Lady and Scholar. Lover of large North American land mammals and coffee. Purple haired pixie with a handsome devil named Brian that's captured my heart.